In our last exciting installment, Capt. Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) has
been swallowed by the nastiest of sea monsters, and his intrepid
friends were determined to rescue the pixyish pirate from Davy Jone's
Locker and the clutches of the Kraken. Make no mistake about it:
swords are crossed, buckles are swashed, timbers are shivered, and
deck cannons are loosed. Encourage your customers to watch this wit
and whimsy of a rousing high tide adventure for only $14.99!
The world is a mess. it seems taht everywhere listeners turn, there's
another problem: Iran is developing nuclear capabilities. Public
schools actually seem to be making our kids dumber. Charlie Sheen has
a hit sitcom. Obesity is a national epidemic. The divorce rate is
rising faster than gas prices. Really: Charlie Sheen has a hit sitcom!
An Inconvenient Book is that very something: the one source for the
Real Story behind the problems that seemed too big and complicated to
solve (until now) plus their common-sense solutions. Think of it as a
HInts from Heloise that's less "getting red wine out of your carpet"
and more "keeping illegal aliens out of your country." Encourage your
customers to listen to this insightful audiobook for only $15.95!
As I Am is the resounding confirmation of Alicia Keys' permanent place
in the pop landscape. Strangely, Keys chose to begin her third studio
album with the ominous breakup song "Go Ahead," and the ultra-cheesy
"Superwoman" ('With an S on my chest, oh yes/ I'm a superwoman"), but
it doesn't kick off in the earnest until "No One," surely the most
radio-ready song Keys has ever penned. The strongest moments on As I
Am successfully mix keys' R&B pedigree with her crossover ambitions.
Encourage your customers to liisten to Key's third studio album for
only $9.99!
Led Zeppelin. A name that's probably been scrawled onto notebookts,
carved into park benches, and spray-painted on walls more than any
other. There had been riffs before, but not like this. There had been
a backbeat before, but not the type you could feel so deep in your
chest. As for Robert Plant, he took Jimm Morrison's Dionysus, dyed it
platinum, and dressed it up in denim. To list every classical
drumbreak, song, solo, and lyric is practically superfluous. Just let
your customers be known—Led Zeppelin is here.
